Epic Fail

by tjost

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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Wear and Tear

2nd place in Derby #223: Awkward Moments, with 622 votes!

You know, it’s bad enough this kingdom can’t seem to find anyone else to save it over and over again. Having to reuse the same boomerang, hookshot, and sword, too? I don’t care how magical this stuff is supposed to be, you can’t expect it all to simply go on slaying rock-throwing octopi and giant hog wizards forever.

I mean, this legend has been going on for what, hundreds of years now? And no one has thought that maybe it might be a good idea to make some other mystical blade that can defeat evil? This thing hasn’t been tempered since that whole business with the Dark World, for Din’s sake. Geez, you people are lazy. What’s the use of saving the land repeatedly if you’re all just going to sit on your butts and do nothing to help? And don’t get me started on that silly piece of junk that splits me into four, okay? At least the other three of me DO something around here, dang.

Wear this shirt: when your quest for greatness goes horribly awry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you haven’t yet collected the three stones of power. Or is it medallions? Maybe it’s pearls. I don’t know. Whichever.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh snap.”

We call this color: Up, Left, Brown, Left

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.000s
First Sucker:
ibemario472
Last Wooter to Woot:
scottkury

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Epic Fail by tjost
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.