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Escape from the Cold

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
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Turn Up The Heat!

2nd place in Derby #257: On The Beach, with 535 votes!    

Yeah, I drive a big gas guzzling SUV. How many miles to the gallon does it get, you ask? PFFT! With my wheels, we're talking gallons to the mile! Heck, I try and drive across town, that's two or three fill-ups right there. At least, if I'm doing it right.

Yeah, you heard me; I want to burn as much gas as possible. You see, the lame stream media would have you believe that it's clean cut: there are the people that are trying to prevent global warming and there are the people that don't believe in it. But they never report on us, the people who believe in it AND WANT IT!

But not for ourselves. In fact, we realize this could be really unpleasant for us. No, we're doing this the penguins and the seals and the walruses and all those other poor animals that are stuck in freezing cold climates!

You hear that? Your days of ice and snow are almost over, little guys! Soon you'll be sitting on a beach, sippin' mai tais! Just you wait!

Wear this shirt: the next time you fly; then it'll be all of the penguin's dreams realized.

Don't wear this shirt: if you have a single care in the world.

This shirt tells the world: "Just chill, but not literally."

We call this color: The Royal Blue Penguin can be found on the sub-Antarctic islands.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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  • granilithe

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    1:19 AM, 6/30/2012
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Escape from the Cold by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.