Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Evolution of BBQ

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Kiss The Cook

1st place in Derby #97: BBQ, with 1092 votes!

Man has long been fascinated by three things. Fire, being outdoors, and telling women to shut up and make the potato salad because the men know what they are doing. And that’s why the barbeque has been a success since the very first day it was created.

Even in a dark future full of health pills and treadmills that walk the dog Jetsons-style, there will still be underground grilling clubs in which men of passion gather to glorify their hot, juicy meat.

Women, you may grill, and you may even be good at it, but you will never fully understand the holy triangle that forms at the grill. That world is a sacred space, private to each man, and occupied only by himself, his meat, and their God. Amen. Now is that potato salad ready or what?

Wear this shirt: to show you’re planning ahead for that Memorial Day weekend in 2165.

Don’t wear this shirt: at the grill. If you get grease on it, you’ll be mad.

This shirt tells the world: “It’ll be ready when it’s ready!”

We call this color: Is that Asphalt? Granny can’t see from here. Go get Granny her glasses and one of them chocolate Ex-Lax tablets she loves so much.

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
AndyNardo
Last Wooter to Woot:
coastallinguist

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

15%
5%
3%
1%
2%
3%
6%
8%
11%
8%
8%
5%
4%
4%
2%
2%
2%
2%
1%
1%
2%
1%
2%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
1%
1%
1%
96%
0%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. QUEENuts
    $1500
  2. That's What I Do - Heather Remix
    $1500
  3. Mandalorian Crest
    $1500$3000
  4. Jayne's Addiction
    $1500$3000
Evolution of BBQ by jamescho84
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.