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Fact vs. Fiction

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 11 - Dec 13
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  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 19
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What Is And What Will Never Be

doo doot doot doo doo BONK BONK

Faaaake creatures are the things for me!
Aaaaaanimals I will never see!
Thaaaat eagle has a lion’s paw!
Fictional beasties, I love you one and allll!

Real beings are what I like best.
No lion would live in a nest!
If something isn’t in a zoo,
I don’t believe in it, neither should you.

Jackalopes!

Just a goat.

Unicorns!

There were none.

But they do look swell.
All right, what the hell.
We’ll put them on a shirrrrrrrrt!

Wear this shirt: if you’ve got an open mind. Like, you know, when you’re having brain surgery. The doctors might really enjoy it.

Don’t wear this shirt: around that freaky guy who wears a full sized velvet cape and thinks he can talk to pixies because he’s three quarters dragon. Unless you’re maybe wanting an explanation about why this shirt ignores the latest discoveries in cryptozoology.

This shirt tells the world: “Teach the controversy!”

We call this color: Asphalt Me No Questions I’ll Tell You No Lies

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Fact vs. Fiction by Steven Lefcourt
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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