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Faders and Meters

by Nick Seluk

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 20 - Dec 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Last Night A DJ Did My Laundry

Well, I was minding my own business walking through the park on my lunch hour when he came up to me. He was just real aggressive right off the bat. I didn’t like the look of him. He came over while I was walking by and asked me for money. To get his mixing board repaired, he said, and he pointed to his chest. I said no, please leave me alone, and BAM, he knocked me right down onto the ground. Then he jumped on me and kind of – kind of pinned me down, pinned my arms down with his knees, and started going through my pockets. He found my wallet, looked in it, and he said to me, “Is this all you got? Loser.” Then he was up and gone, across that softball field and into those trees with my wallet. Even after all that, I can’t remember his face all that well. I was looking at his shirt – it was brown with all these dials and circles and wires on it, like the cockpit of a plane or something you’d see in a recording studio. You find that shirt, you found your man. I’d recognize it anywhere.

This shirt was designed by: multiple Derby-winner and commissionee Nick Seluk, whose name spelled backwards is a homophone for “cool skin.”

Wear this shirt: whether you’re into happy hardcore, Goa trance, or ghettotech. It’s democratic like that.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you go rolling innocent citizens for DJ-gear money. See how easily it identifies you to the police?

This shirt tells the world: “I got something you can remix right here.”

We call this color: He’s No Scott Brown.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
samd65
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Faders and Meters by Nick Seluk
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