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Flying

by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 3 - Apr 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 31 - Apr 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 8 - Apr 10
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Birds get to fly. Fish get to swim.

I get these stupid legs.

I’m tellin’ you, Gary, we have lost the genetic lottery. No fangs, no heat-sensing pits, no sonar. Even our method of locomotion is boring! I want a means of conveyance that involves gliding or riding along currents that propel me. I want to wheel around in the sky. I want to explode from the inky depths into the blinding light before crashing back into the sea!

But no. I have these two stupid legs and I walk around everywhere like a jerk. I’ll never soar above the cliffs. I’ll never glide silently through the black-as-midnight deep. I’ll just sit on the couch and eat Funyuns. Sometimes I feel like the world is out to get me, Gary.

Oh, right, like I’m gonna swim with these stupid arms!

Wear this shirt: To the beach. Maybe the sea creatures will take a choreographic hint.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the desert.

This shirt tells the world: “Who says nature has to be cruel?”

We call this color: Heather Gray Whale

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Flying by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.