It's late. I'm talking, like 4 am late. You're probably drunk. Maybe you're stoned out of your mind. Whatever, we're not judging. We're just saying now's the perfect time for 15th Meal. What? You don't know about 15th Meal? It's that meal you eat when you're severely intoxicated and your brain reverts to some primitive simian thought process that says, "Maybe if I stuff myself with enough food it will sop up whatever poisons appear to be killing me," so you go apes**t on some tacos only to destroy your throat with tortilla shell shrapnel when you vomit two hours later from alcohol poisoning.
Uh, yeah. Alcohol poisoned you. Yep. That's what did it.
Anyway, come on down to Fuego De La Muerte and feed your need for something cheesy, beefy, crunchy, spicy, endorsed by Satanists, saucy, munchy, caustic to human tissue, gooey, savory, illegal in 34 countries, salty, porky, and so goddamn hot your ass***e is going to put a gun in its mouth.
THAT'S 15th Meal.
Wear this shirt: While stumbling drunk down to the taco truck outside your apartment.
Don't wear this shirt: To McDonald's. They don't serve Tacos. YET.
This shirt tells the world: "¿Dónde está el baño? Mi culo se siente como que se tragó un puñado de dientes de tiburón."
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
