Don't hate the player. Unles the player's kind of a dillweed.
We wanna be inclusive here at Shirt.Woot. Lest you think we favor one particular group, here's a list of additional enthusiasts we'd like to acknowledge and recognize today.
Pringler: Lover of potato chips.
Berber: Collector of carpet samples.
Heisenberger: Fan of some television show you’ve probably never heard of.
Souper: Compulsive eater of broth-based foods.
Booger: User of tissue.
Vumpler: One who vumps.
Gocker: Creator of vapid material.
Tromboner: Player of trombones.
Frogger: A dodger of traffic.
Smugger: One who loudly refuses to watch sporting events.
Mapler: A collector of Canadians.
Bearder: One who hunts beards for sport and food.
Trumper: Wearer of toupees.
Wubber: Enjoyer of dubstep.
Whammer: One who wishes to be awakened before a partner plans to go-go.
Fluffer: A fluff enthusiast.
Croutoner: One who plays the crouton.
Pantser: An expert in the field of pants.
Awesomer: Any fan of LSU football.
You're a valuable part of our audience and we salute you!
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