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Generowl Von Hootte

by helgram

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 13 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 10 - Dec 13
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 20
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History Lesson

3rd Place in Derby # 273: Animals as People, Guest Editor ochopika's pick!

The Battle of Piny Glen is often cited as the bloodiest conflict of the Forest War, but no battle could match the carnage Owl troops faced before the fight was even joined. Temperatures rarely reached above zero, and the constant moisture from the heavy snowfall caused the majority of their food stores to rot. Soldiers took to eating their own pellets to survive.

Things were no better on the rodent side, though. Disease ripped through their camps, and weapons were in short supply. Rodent platoons were at their most effective during the day, but at night they cowered in fear at "Silent Angels," their name for Airborne Owl Cavalry that would swoop down and decimate their ranks before vanishing in the night.

Wear this shirt: In support of great generals of history.

Don't wear this shirt: To your pacifist meeting.

This shirt tells the world: "War is hell. And mice."

We call this color: Prussian Slate

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
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Generowl Von Hootte by helgram
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.