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The Butterfly Defect

by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)

Standard
Tee
White
Limit 15 per customer

Such a Cold Finger

#26
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Sherwin Van Trugg

Consider the story of Sherwin Van Trugg
He spent days in the garden, observing the bugs
Their delicate feelers, the sheen of their wings
Their slick carapaces, he loved all these things

While most children vied with each other in sports
Or played tag, or Red Rover, and games of all sorts
Little Sherwin was happier out on his own
Watching dermestid beetles strip flesh from fox bones

And as Sherwin grew up, this, for him, did not change
He still loved creepy-crawlies; folks still found him strange
So he never made friends, and so nobody cried
When old Sherwin ultimately sort of died

But the shambling corpse-thing that Sherwin became
Was happy (if that’s the right word) all the same
‘Cause for job satisfaction, he just could not beat
Feeding maggots and blowflies his own rancid meat

Wear this shirt: anywhere the beautiful and the horrifying collide. Like for example Las Vegas.

Don’t wear this shirt: gardening or gravedigging. You’ll get it filthy.

This shirt tells the world: “Un-death is just a natural part of life.”

We call this color: Wight White

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Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12.35” x 19”
WXL - WS: 9.26” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 8.13” x 12.5”

Pantone Colors:  128C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

White Woot Tee

Specs

White Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.000s
First Sucker:
iareskeptopotamus
Last Wooter to Woot:
bigdebt

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Butterfly Defect by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)
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