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Global Thermonuclear War

by brockart

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 01 - Dec 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Oh boy, another “violence in video games” debate.

SPECIAL WINNER as chosen by Ken Jennings in Derby #221: Maps Redux!

Hey, this shirt will not ship until Tuesday 10/25.

You people are insane. You realize that, right? Some nutjob flips out and hurts somebody and everyone wants to leap into the fray and get in a shot on Grand Theft Auto like it’s some sort of digital antichrist sent here by the pagans at Rockstar to ruin us all. No one stops to think about maybe the fact that the guy was mentally disturbed and couldn’t get any help due to the laughably corrupt healthcare system this country insists on killing its poor with.

And what about the violence that happened BEFORE video games? Who’s to blame for that? I mean, I know who’s actually to blame, but who are we going to pin it on to create a media circus?

Remember that whole Cold War thing? Thousands of nuclear missiles pointed at us while we stared down the “evil” Soviets with our own nukes? What social degenerate played a video game before he got into politics and mucked that all up? Did they even HAVE video games when those people were in their formative years? Of course not.

So what’s it gonna be? Who’s the bogeyman? Monopoly?

Wear this shirt: While plotting the systematic destruction of the human race.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to field a lot of questions like “What the hell’s going on all over your shirt?”

This shirt tells the world: “Nah man. It’s actually more about that movie Toys. Remember that one? Crazy, man.”

We call this color: Black Death

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Black Woot Tee

Specs

Black Woot Tee

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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

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Global Thermonuclear War by brockart
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