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Go Rock, Beat Paper

by goelzjs

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Don't Knock The Rock

Third Place winner in Derby #6, with 539 votes!

It's the ultimate underdog cause. So what if the "rules" say it's "impossible" for Rock to beat Paper? History shows us it's impossible for the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series, but some 3 million delusional Chicagoans still file into that crumbling edifice on West Addison, year after heartbreaking year. Cubs fans, meet Rock fans. You guys have a lot in common, except that at least Rock wins half the time.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member goelzjs, who didn't let the handicap of an unpronounceable username keep him or her from placing third in the last Derby.

Wear this shirt to: the International Rock-Paper-Scissors Championship, because chances are it'll be the only RPS-related garment in your wardrobe.

Don't wear this shirt to: Green Bay. As the self-proclaimed "Toilet Paper Capital of the World", they're not too chummy with Rock fans. You should be OK in Denver, though.

This shirt tells the world: "Lost causes are the only causes worth fighting for. I let my t-shirt do the fighting."

We call this color: Paper Covers Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
techgal77
Last Wooter to Woot:
Deryn98431

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Go Rock, Beat Paper by goelzjs
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.