Wait, come back! I got this new bird so you’d have a friend!
1st place in Derby #123: Christmas & Holiday Songs Illustrated, with 882 votes!
Dang it! I can’t believe that bluebird’s just gone away. I was hoping he’d sing back up on a love song. Oh well. Wanna build a snowman?
Ha ha, you’re right, it does kind of resemble Parson Brown! Well, it’s got the same debilitating hump in his back anyway. What? Why would Parson Brown ask us that? Wow…Jerry I don’t know what to say. I’m sure you’re a great guy and all, but we just met. Like, three days ago. I mean I’m having a blast and I definitely want to dream by the fire later tonight, but I think you’re making too many plans here.
Hey, tell ya what? What if he’s NOT Parson Brown? Let’s make him…hmm, a circus clown! Yeah, a clown! Oh crap, here come those kids. Hide!
I can’t believe those jerks! They completely knocked our snowman down! What the hell is wrong with kids today? Okay I just have to say it: I blame the parents. Well it starts with a basic lack of respect at home. Mom and Dad don’t instill it in their children and then they turn the little hellions loose in a Winter Wonderland and expect the rest of us to just DEAL with it and it’s not ri-…you’re right, sorry. I’m ruining the night. That sounds like a great idea! Let’s frolic and play! Let’s- what did you say? No, the other part. Frolic and play the WHAT way?
Oh, Jerry, that’s just racist.
Wear this shirt: Under some layers. Do you have any idea how cold it is outside?
Don’t wear this shirt: After January 2nd. And take down your lights, already!
This shirt tells the world: I don’t just sing the words. I am the words.
We call this color: Walking in a Winter Navy Land
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