Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Green-nosed Reindeer

by nomadslim

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 27 - Oct 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

It Looks Like Rain, Deer

Warning: Deer Contains Mercury. Please Dispose Properly.

Sweet Christmas! It was how much? Listen, Blitzen, I understand you’re new to purchasing and all, but that’s a lot of money for one bulb! Yeah, sure the guy said it was going to last longer, but that’s his job! Yours is to save me money!

Look, I appreciate your vision, but you have to understand here, we’re not talking a 24/7 situation. We really only need this bulb to work from about 7:30pm until 6am on one single day a year. And it’s great we’ve got like 900 hours of potential usage on this bulb, but we’re just gonna change it out for a fresh one next December, no matter what.

Plus, and I know you know this but I’m just verbalizing it, we’re mostly working off the real time data from the Claus One satellite these days, as far as the traveling is concerned. Also consider that the lawyers got us grandfathered in, so we’re still working under the OSHA laws of 1831, which means there’s not even a general liability issue. Mostly, this is just window dressing at this point. You know I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job, I’m just saying, I mean, think short term on this one. Four for a dollar, and we’re covered on bulbs for the night.

Blitz, I’ll tell you what. Considering the season, let’s write this off as a learning experience for both of us, okay? Nobody’s on anybody’s naughty list this year, we’ll just table it and move forward. I’ll try to be more clear about our minimum needs and what I want from your department, and you’ll try to be sure you’re thinking about the bottom line. Okay? Okay. Hey, before you go, here’s a bag of magic corn. No, it’s cool, just a little bump before the big dance. Hey, we all got red noses tonight, you know what I’m sayin’? Ha ha, perfect. See you in harness for the pre-flight check after lunch.

Wear this shirt: when you go out on stage. You’ll sleigh ‘em.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your best friend works for a light bulb company and is already not getting a Christmas bonus because people aren’t buying enough light bulbs this year.

This shirt tells the world: “Dear Interested Customer: Thank you for writing us to suggest we make a ‘Woot Off The Wed Nosed Weindeer’ joke this holiday season. Rest assured your email will be kept on file in the ‘People Who Have Suggested That We Make A Woot Off The Wed Nosed Weindeer Joke’ folder for future consideration. we hope you’ll accept our apologies for this form letter, but there were simply too many of you to contact individually. Rest assured that all your suggestions were reviewed by our staff. Please don’t hesitate to contact us with any future questions or comments in future. All the best, Shirt.Woot.”

We call this color: There once was a man from Nantucket/Who for Xmas got only a bucket/He thought that was mean/so he called Kelly Green/the Thai hit man who worked out of Phuket.

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 85% second woot
  • 15% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 85% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

14%
4%
3%
1%
2%
3%
4%
8%
9%
8%
9%
5%
5%
3%
2%
3%
2%
2%
2%
3%
2%
2%
3%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
94%
1%
2%
1%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. You Saw Nothing
    $1500$3200
  2. Girl Power-I Dissent Remix
    $1500$3200
  3. Procrastination University
    $1300
  4. First I Drink The Coffee
    $1500
Green-nosed Reindeer by nomadslim
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.