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Head Start

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 30 - Jul 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 29
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Don't try to hard

2nd Place in Derby #314: Video Games!, with 164 votes!

If there's one thing we've learned from certain Japanese go-kart games, it's this: There's no use trying very hard at anything in life, because if you're too good you'll just be destroyed by a heat-seeking turtle shell bomb. 

That's right, it's a metaphor that applies to all aspects of life. For instance, why would I do my best at this shirt write-up when Sean, the other Shirt.Woot writer, can just lob a shell at me and destroy all my efforts? Might as well just bide my time with some middling prose and wait for whoever is doing the best job to get blowed-up. 

Patient mediocrity: That's the name of the game. If you can do well enough to not fall all the way behind, but not so well as to become a target for the various ways in which life punishes over-achievers, you'll cross the finish line in first place without ever performing particularly well. 

And that, my friends, is the American dream. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 30.443s
First Sucker:
billapepper
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 19% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Head Start by kevlar51
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.