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Headless Horseman

by Wenceslao Almazán

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Pitch

Tim Burton, eat your heart out.

Okay, the whole town of cupcakes is being tormented by this headless cupcake, right? But here's the thing: there's a twist. It's not a headless cupcake! It's a headless MUFFIN!

But here's the second twist: He's not headless. He's just undercooked, so he doesn't rise very far out of his wrapper.

And here's the third twist: the undercooked muffin actually has a heart of gold, and he doesn't want to kill all the cupcakes but is forced to by his evil step-aunt, a cheese danish.

But bam, fourth twist: the muffin HASN'T been killing all the cupcakes. He's been pretending to kill the cupcakes, and then taking them to a secret cave in the woods so the evil cheese danish will think they're dead.

Another twist: it was all a dream.

Another twist: or was it?!?

Final scene: one of the cupcakes spins a coin to see if he's dreaming or not. The coin keeps spinning like it does when he's in a dream, but maybe it's going to stop, maybe it's faltering?!

Then: blackout, credits.

And the whole thing would only cost about 89.5 million to produce. So, what do you say studio executives?

Wear this shirt: if you're feeling sleepy and/or hollow.

Don't wear this shirt: because you want to cover your icky bod. How many times do we need to tell you: you're beautiful.

This shirt tells the world: "Cuteness and horror can coexist!"

We call this color: "Hello? I heard horse hoofs, but when I look into the night, I don't see anyone a-brown-d!"

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
soozne
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Headless Horseman by Wenceslao Almazán
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