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High Cholesterol

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 2 - Nov 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 30 - Nov 1
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Take me to your eater.

THE DAY THE HEART STOOD STILL.

We interrupt this program to give you a bulletin just received from one of our naval units at sea: a fried object traveling at supersonic speed over the North Atlantic, towards the East Coast of the United States.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Hugh Jeggs. We bring you this special radio television broadcast in order to give you the very latest information on an amazing phenomenon: the arrival of a space brunch in Washington. The army has taken every precaution to meet every emergency which may develop. Just a minute, ladies and gentlemen. I think something is happening!

“I came here to give you these mimosas. But if you threaten to extend your violence, these hash browns of yours will be reduced to a burned out cinder.”

“He’s a robot. Without you, what COULD he do?”

“There’s no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the pastries.”

Wear this shirt: To brunch, obviously.

Don’t wear this shirt: To your appointment with your cardiologist. Unless you’re into disapproving stares.

This shirt tells the world: “Klaatu barada bacon.”

We call this color: You need to cut down your sodium intake, no more table asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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High Cholesterol by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.