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I Bet It’s Better There…

by Drakxxx & CrescentDebris

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It helps to think you’re sleeping underneath the same radioactive haze

2nd place in Derby #160: The End of the World, with 811 votes!

"It’s going to be a dynamite picture, Sid. Dynamite.

“Picture this: It’s after nuclear war, see. Or maybe a zombie outbreak. Or financial collapse, or climate change, or swine flu epidemic, whatever. It barely matters. Anyway, everybody’s dead. Except this kid, see. And his trusty mutt, Clyde. Or Spike, or Spot, whatever. It’s not important.”

“The dog should have a two-syllable name.”

“Beg your pardon?”

“A two-syllable name. Dogs should have two-syllable names.”

“Uh, OK, sure, if you say so. Fido, then. Or… Barker. Whatever.”

“See, most canine commands are monosyllabic. Sit, come, stay, fetch, like that. A multi-syllable name helps the dog pick it out and distinguishes it from commands.”


“Maybe ‘Melville,’ that’s a nice name.”

“Alright, so it’s Melville. That’s fine. It doesn’t matter. The writers can work on that later on. The main thing is this picture, see, it’s an end-of-the-world kind of a deal. But there’s still hope. See, the kid and his pooch, they’re friends. They’re the last friends on Earth.”

“The kid and Melville.”

“Sure, right, Melville. But they get separated!”

“The kid and Melville do.”

“Right! So you have this adventure story of them trying to find each other, plus the drama, the loneliness, and maybe they both look mournfully up at the moon or something.”


“Uh… yeah, alright. Sure. Like AN AMERICAN TAIL. ‘Somewhere out There.’ A real family vibe. Longing to be together, see? A boy and his dog. But in a post-apocalyptic vein. A little like MAD MAX, or that other picture, what was it called…”


“Exactly. Sid, you’re a genius.”

Wear this shirt: to the post-apocalypse. Or the pre-apocalypse.

But don’t wear this shirt: right during the apocalypse itself.

This shirt tells the world: “…and I feel fine.”

We call this color: The Dead Cranberry The Dead

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

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  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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