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I MET SYSTEM I

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 26 - Jun 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Reflections Of You And Me

3rd place in Derby #131: Palindromes, with 760 votes!

This is why I hate meeting famous people. I try to talk to them and it just devolves into gibberish. There he was, System I, right there in the flesh, or whatever metal he’s made of instead of flesh. And what do I say? “I’m such a fan, Mister retsi mnaf ahcu smi.” Brilliant. He tried to be nice, but I could tell by the expressions on all those little smiley faces that he was hoping I’d just leave him alone.

But did I take the hint? Of course not: “Your work has really changed my ymdegnahcyllaersahkrowruoy.” Way to play it cool. He turned and tried to float away, looking around for his bodyguard all the while. But I just HAD to follow him to try to clear my name: “Rekla tsat onmi! I’m not a stalker!” Yeah, dropping the s-word is a perfect way to convince a celebrity you’re just a regular guy. God, I’m such a hcusmidog.

Wear this shirt: when you take in the oozy rat exhibit at the Sanitary Zoo.

Don’t wear this shirt: and look in the mirror, or you might see it staring back.

This shirt tells the world: “I know myself backward and forward.”

We call this color: Asphalt Tlahpsa.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
rcmaniac10
Last Wooter to Woot:
Toothygrin

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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I MET SYSTEM I by Drakxxx
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