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I Will Not Blend

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 4 - Apr 6
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  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 9 - Apr 11
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Visible Like A Fox

3rd place in Derby #189: Woodland Animals, with 801 votes!

Some animals get by on camouflage, on making themselves as inconspicuous as possible, on fading into the scenery and hoping nobody looks hard enough to actually see them.

Wusses.

I ain’t goin’ out like that. I’m orange, I’ll always be orange, and I could give two scats about blending in. When I’m coming, you’ll see it. When I’m there, you’ll know it. You’ll never catch me changing my coat from season-to-season like some fairweather canid. I’m standing tough, walking tall, staying orange. And when some bigger, scarier animal comes along looking to do me harm, well, I can run pretty fast.

Wear this shirt: when you’re hunting the elusive white porcupine.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to pass as white.

This shirt tells the world: “Orange is the color of my true fox’s hair.”

We call this color: Aw, Man, We Already Used Our Best White Up There In “Don’t wear this shirt”.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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I Will Not Blend by jewelwing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.