Indubiously

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Flightless, Yet Refined

1st place in Derby #273: Animals as People, with 497 votes!

A small figure hurried along the dark street, its footsteps muted by racing sheets of fog. A lantern hung from the sleeve of its long-tailed coat, intermittently revealing the figure's bright orange flippers as they flopped along the stones.

"Not a night fit for beasts, no it ain't," the figure mumbled to itself, wrapping itself still further in a many-layered scarf. "An ill night, if I ever saw one."

The penguin read the house numbers as they passed until he reached his goal: 333 Boren Avenue North. He lifted the brass knocker, rapped it, and waited. The door opened a crack.

"Yes?" A deep voice come from behind the door.

"Which it's a message for Dr. Gage."

The door opened and revealed a penguin of august carriage. Holding at teacup with aunt-like grace, his silk topper and whole manner of dress was refined, if old-fashioned.

"I am he," the imposing bird replied.

Wear this shirt: during the London season.

Don't wear this shirt: after the whole steam-penguin-punk craze dies down.

This shirt tells the world: "Do you take herring in your tea?"

We call this color: Gentlebirds Prefer Black

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
3% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 16.664s

First Sucker:: pikezh638

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 16.664s

First Sucker:: pikezh638

Last Wooter to Woot:: sammyjoscott

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
97% second woot
3% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

15% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
19% one year old
62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
3% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
7%	5%	3%	2%	1%	2%	3%	4%	6%	4%	5%	5%	4%	8%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	5%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
9%	9%	7%	7%	54%	7%	7%

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