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Instruments Of Ctrl

by dankstick

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
New
Tee
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Longcuts

I think it’s some kind of joke about computers. You know, those things people worshipped before The Cataclysm.

The way I think my Dad told it is, they were these machines that would do everything you told them to. Except you didn’t tell them with your voice. You told them by poking at some knobs or twisting some levers or something.

And the computer wouldn’t really do what you told it. It would only do it, like, for pretend on this thing, what did they call it? A minotaur? Anyway, this minotaur or whatever was like a flat moving picture where you could see the computer doing what you told it to do. Or poked it to do, I guess.

So yeah, the people learned how to poke the knobs just right to do things more easier, and I bet this shirt is a joke about that. I don’t know why it’s funny. Why are you asking me? I’m just telling you what my Dad said. Anyway, shut up and keep digging. We might find something in all this garbage that we can use.

Wear this shirt: if you laughed when Homer couldn’t find the “any” key.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you insist on saying “command” instead of “control”.

This shirt tells the world: “Touch me in two of the right places at the same time and I’ll do exactly what you want.”

We call this color: Ctrl-Asphalt-Del.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Instruments Of Ctrl by dankstick
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