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Irony

by bsweber

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 29 - May 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Well, It Does A Better Job of Defining It Than Alanis Did

First Place in Derby #43 (Slogans), with 609 Votes!

Oooh. How clever. We’re all so impressed. If you wear this shirt out to the clubs, the girls (or boys or whatever) just won’t be able to keep their hands off of you. But then, nobody can resist a Shirt.Woot design, because we sell such fantastic, fashion-forward apparel. We also love the fact that this shirt adds one more definition of “irony” to the pile. You know, because everybody seems to have such a firm grasp of what “irony” means. Confusing the issue even more, yeah, that’s really helpful.

This shirt was designed by: snakeweber. And if you’ve ever had your snake webbed, you know just how painful that can be.

Wear this shirt: with your trucker hat, mustache, parachute pants, and big puffy hi-tops with the laces undone.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you actually like it because it’s good. Sincere expression of one’s tastes is so pre-MTV.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the kind of person who invents my own adjectives by adding a Y to the end of any noun.”

We call this color: So Bad, It’s Grass.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s
First Sucker:
wtd67
Last Wooter to Woot:
corsini

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Irony by bsweber
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.