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ISO SWM

by Naolito

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Honestly? This poses more questions than it answers.

But I guess he was always a mysterious guy hiding a lot.

Was he stuck in the can? Did he just have such an obsessive compulsion to hide that he did so until his untimely death? Did he write the note right before he died? This thing has more plot holes than Lost.

Is this in the desert? How is he completely desiccated and peeled of flesh like that? Did it all slough off into that flat wooden barrel/trash can thing? Is that a skeleton torso just floating in a thick, fetid soup of Waldo flesh?

Look, we appreciate a goofy cultural reference to something completely inane as much as the next t-shirt site, but this. This just defies logic. Each possible solution only opens three more riddles to be solved. We’re guessing ol’ stripe would’ve wanted it that way.

Wear this shirt: In trash cans. Or wooden barrels.

Don’t wear this shirt: While hiding. The stripes are pretty visible.

This shirt tells the world: “What are you hiding from?! LET ME LOVE YOU!”

We call this color: I don’t have any more clever puns for an Asphalt tee.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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ISO SWM by Naolito
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.