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It’s Not You…

by Rob Glenn

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 06 - Feb 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 05
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Candy, Candy, Candy, I Can’t Let You Go

Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? Then take “Just Friends” and get out of the way.

Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them are the perfect symbol for Valentine’s Day. Why, you ask? That’s easy. They taste awful, they cost money, and the ones nobody wants are left at the bottom to give away to the people who show up late or to whom you are obligated to give candy in some Socialist grade school attempt to fight Darwinism. Really? “Meh”? Wow, thanks, thanks for even thinking of me up there on your perfect flawless little fluffy cloud! Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too!

But even though it is easy, you can’t blame the consumer. What we learned from the Eighties is that you have to chase the supplier. So what’s up, Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them manufacturers? What made you want to insult a percentage of your customers with words like “Meh” and “No Way” and “Un Loved”? Was it the rush of power? The feeling that you’re finally the alpha dog? The secret knowledge that no one would care about these damn things unless they carried a feeling of exclusivity? Maybe you should concentrate less on social manipulation, Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them manufacturers, and focus on making the world a better place.

Wear this shirt: during a total eclipse. You’ll have to explain it and no one will laugh but at least you will have tried.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think it replaces healthy eating, exercise, and regular visits to a cardiologist.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve got a heart on!”

We call this color: Brownlintines Day. And we’re not apologizing for that, either.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
First Sucker:
dougmc2
Last Wooter to Woot:
blahwootblah

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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It’s Not You… by Rob Glenn
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