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It’s Not You…

by Rob Glenn

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Candy, Candy, Candy, I Can’t Let You Go

Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? Then take “Just Friends” and get out of the way.

Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them are the perfect symbol for Valentine’s Day. Why, you ask? That’s easy. They taste awful, they cost money, and the ones nobody wants are left at the bottom to give away to the people who show up late or to whom you are obligated to give candy in some Socialist grade school attempt to fight Darwinism. Really? “Meh”? Wow, thanks, thanks for even thinking of me up there on your perfect flawless little fluffy cloud! Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too!

But even though it is easy, you can’t blame the consumer. What we learned from the Eighties is that you have to chase the supplier. So what’s up, Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them manufacturers? What made you want to insult a percentage of your customers with words like “Meh” and “No Way” and “Un Loved”? Was it the rush of power? The feeling that you’re finally the alpha dog? The secret knowledge that no one would care about these damn things unless they carried a feeling of exclusivity? Maybe you should concentrate less on social manipulation, Little Candy Hearts With Words On Them manufacturers, and focus on making the world a better place.

Wear this shirt: during a total eclipse. You’ll have to explain it and no one will laugh but at least you will have tried.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think it replaces healthy eating, exercise, and regular visits to a cardiologist.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve got a heart on!”

We call this color: Brownlintines Day. And we’re not apologizing for that, either.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
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Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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It’s Not You… by Rob Glenn
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