3rd place in Derby 546: Camp IWanna Tee!

Once upon a time there was a little marshmallow that loved a graham cracker. And that graham cracker loved the marshmallow too. And usually, they were super happy. But then there came a day when the graham cracker started to question a lot of things about life and dessert and what it meant to be a snack. And the graham cracker started noticing the piece of chocolate that lived next door.

So, when the marshmallow asked what the graham cracker wanted for it's birthday, the graham cracker suggested a camping party with the piece of chocolate. And, because the marshmallow was secure in its relationship with the graham cracker and it's own sense of self, the marshmallow said yes.

The next night, while sitting near the fire, the graham cracker passed around some wine. "Hey," said the graham cracker, "I've got a funny idea for a game we could play! Why don't we all WARNING WARNING THE FOLLOWING WRITEUP HAS BEEN ADJUSTED BY THE WOOT AUTO-EDITOR IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE LEAGUE OF DECENT SHIRTS. TO BETTER SERVE YOU, SOME WRITEUPS MAY BE EDITED TO PREVENT ALARM AND SHOCK. PLEASE STAY CALM AND CONTINUE TO THINK ABOUT APPROVED SUBJECTS ONLY. WHAT MIGHT YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH TODAY? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DOCTOR WHO VILLAIN? PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND NOW RETURN YOU TO THE WRITEUP, ALREADY IN PROGRESS. stronger than I ever dreamed!" And laughing, they all embraced each other, knowing their destinies were now forever joined for all time.

And they lived happily ever after.

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