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Khione

by Joe Carr

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Ride or Die

No! We had a deal, reindeer: I get you some nice jewelry and you get me out of this blizzard.

You can’t add new stipulations now. No, I will not buy you a ring for each of your antlers. Or a gold watch for each of your hooves. No, I won’t sew you a shawl that says ”#1 reindeer” or write you a song to be played on guitar and strings. No cakes, no vases, no Oakleys, no shrines, no bagels, no tattoos on you, no tattoos of you on me, no stained glass, no private islands, no custom belt buckle. You wanted a nice gold necklace; I got that for you. Now let’s get out of here.

Do you even know who my dad is? Seriously, do you? Boreas. Greek God of the North Wind. Yeah, I know the wind is bitter and cold, Reindeer. You think I need you to tell me that? You think I need your help working out my extensive daddy issues? Keep your armchair psychology to yourself. Because you don’t know him like I know him. Yeah, maybe he forgets my birthday and maybe I’ve never seen him smile. But he’s a good dad, and if he heard that you held me hostage in a snow storm to score swag, he’d gust you. He’d gust you so hard that you’d fall over and your antlers would bend like trees in the wind.

So be happy that I was nice enough to give you a friggin’ necklace and let’s roll, okay?

Wear this shirt: if you see a gray shirt and you want it painted gold.

Don’t wear this shirt: while crossing country roads late at night. It’s hard to pull off that guy-in-a-deer-shirt-in-the-headlights look.

This shirt tells the world: “I ride in style.”

We call this color: Silver [that you can] wear.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
Kaz00y
Last Wooter to Woot:
erin1979

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Khione by Joe Carr
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