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Kong

by djkopet

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 17
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Royalty

From this shirt, I've learned that 'king' and 'donkey' are synonyms.

It shall be done tonight, Turick.

"Tonight? Are you sure that's the best idea?"

Nay, the idea is unsound regardless of its date. But it shall happen tonight, and no one shall convince me otherwise. This evening, I shall sneak into the castle, ascend to the royal chambers, and after the swift dispatchment of our current monarch with mine dagger, all shall hail me, Frederick, the new Donkey of Denmark!

"Wait, donkey?"

Yes.

"You really meant to say that?"

Of course. You know, 'donkey.' It's another word for 'king.'

"I don't think that's true."

No, it totally is, just trust me. 

"Okay. Now, go on. Sorry to interrupt. You were saying?"

Yes, right, I shall ring the bell and all the guards shall gather in the chamber. 'Hark,' an intruder, they will say. But I shall simply hold up mine hand, point to the crown I've placed upon mine head and say, 'Nay, no intruder here. Only your one and true Donkey!'

"hehehe…"

What? Why such giggles?

"It's just… funny."

What is?

"Donkey, it's a funny word."

No, it is not. It is a word that signifies greatness.

"Uh… sure, okay. Sorry… hehehehe…"

Fine, laugh if you must, but be warned, your laughter will not tolerated when I'm made the donkey!

"heehehehehehe… Are you, like, one hundred percent sure those two words are interchangeable?"

How dare you question your future donkey!

"Hahahahahaha… I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Nay, an apology will not suffice. You have crossed me, your soon-to-be donkey-

"HAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, I just... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Okay, I'm out of here. If you don't want to respect your donkey, then…

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT! I CAN'T!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Ugh, so immature.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 15.112s
First Sucker:
cyberstven
Last Wooter to Woot:
eric31537

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Kong by djkopet
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