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KTHNXBAI!!!1

by Dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

And We Feel Fine

Game over, man; it’s the end times. And it isn’t going to be pretty. Expect mass hysteria, total chaos, plagues of frogs and locusts. We’re talking blood in the streets, looting in the cities, panic at the disco. Our civilization will crumble, you hear? Brother will turn against brother! The social contract will be terminated without notice, and security will not escort you out of the building. Friends, this could get nasty.

On the other hand, we could just close the window. You know that M*A*S*H* theme about how “suicide is painless?” Well, the truth is the degree of painfulness varies widely depending on the method.

Designed by: dekonstruct, the designer of Angry Day, still available. Taking the two together, we’re starting to suspect this dekonstruct character is kind of angsty.

Wear this shirt: to the coming apocalypse. No sense getting blood, bile and radioactive ash all over your nicest suit, is there?

Don’t wear this shirt: The Day After.

This shirt tells the world: “A fatal exception has occurred.”

We call this color: And Then Everything Went Black

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 55.000s
First Sucker:
CireEdorelkrah
Last Wooter to Woot:
chrisanne71

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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KTHNXBAI!!!1 by Dekonstruct
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.