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KTHXBYE07

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 07 - Mar 09
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 05
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

No Offense, Mr. Lazenby

“2007?” we thought last year, “Like two James Bonds? So much potential!” But even though we hoped for Sean Connery and Daniel Craig, we ended up with Timothy Dalton and Woody Allen. But there there, there there. There isn’t much left now.

There’s an old Irish legend about a guy who outsmarted the devil. He was a farmer and the devil cursed him to never again see a drop of rain. His crops withered and dried and his family began to starve. So the guy did the only thing he could… and sold his new talent to fairs and parades. Sure, we lost the genius of Ike Turner and Dan Fogelberg, but one of those millions of newborns is going to rock us like we’ve never been rocked before.

In the meantime, we’ve rushed to get this ready for your New Years Eve party so you can show ‘em that some Auld Lane Synes should stay Auld Land Syne. Here’s to 2008!

This shirt was designed by: the thousands of baby pandas we keep chained to the sewing machines in-house, just above the poorly-closed alligator pit right next to the gun that automatically shoots out a cougar every twenty minutes. But hey, dolphin-safe!

Wear this shirt: to make a bold statement: No matter what the problem is, the answer always lies in the future!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re one of the Star Trek writers. Stop thinking about the future, you guys, seriously. The answer has nothing to do with time travel. Just let that concept go.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll probably be a blues singer by spring, so if you want to get in on the ground floor…”

We call this color: Blank Slate

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
14m 54.000s
First Sucker:
wrnorton
Last Wooter to Woot:
GiftedPlacebo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 79% second woot
  • 21% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 79% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3 or more

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KTHXBYE07 by Shirt.Woot
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