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Kung-Fu Grip

by Luke Wisner

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 24
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Grasp Rules Everything Around Me

I guess you’d say I was a lonely kid. But I always knew I had five friends I could count on.

The Clan of the Left Hand, I called them. There was Index, with his deadly sword, the Pointer of Doom. Next to him stood Middle, the acrobat, who could flip like a bird with his bo staff. Then came Fourth, spinning his nunchaku into the Ring of Death. Don’t be fooled by Pinky’s small stature: he’s just as deadly as the others when he’s wielding the Sai of Relief. And guiding them all was Thumb-San, wizened master of martial arts and elaborate facial hair alike.

They were a deadly team, as the Clan of the Right Hand found out one fateful day. I know it wasn’t exactly a good idea to cut off my own hand, but the Clan of the Left Hand bows to no man, not even me.

Mommy, Daddy, why didn’t you spend more time with me?

Wear this shirt: if you can’t tell the difference between karate and kung fu. What are you, racist?

Don’t wear this shirt: while waxing your aged sensei’s car. He’s not really a martial arts master, just some cheapskate looking for free labor.

This shirt tells the world: “Your tiger style is no match for my cuticle style.”

We call this color: Red Belt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.000s
First Sucker:
damienhe
Last Wooter to Woot:
sleepyrandy

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Kung-Fu Grip by Luke Wisner
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.