“Hey! Hey, Bambi! Who’s Your New Best Friend! Hahahahaha!”

Do, a deer, a female deer
Ray, that bird that she did meet
Me, the buck that tolerates
Fa, king crap like this all week
So, I try to be polite
La, ts of other guys would be
Te, ed off and begin to fight
But my doe is something swee-ee-ee-eet

Do, my deer, I promised her
Ray could use our new machine
Meet us after work one day
Follow us and get clothes clean
Sort of neighborly I thought
Last tiiiime I checked the dryer woooorked, but
Tease? The guys won’t ever stop!
All because I love my doe!

Wear this shirt: so if someone needs a buck, you can just take off your shirt. Homeless guys really freak out when you do that. It’s fun.

Don’t wear this shirt: when hunting with Dick Cheney.

This shirt tells the world: “Those little birds that hang out with the hippos, they never do stuff like this.”

We call this color: Black Stag

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