Back to
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Left Brain vs Right Brain

by steveo1019

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 19 - Dec 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 18
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

People Will Say That You’re Smartly Dressed

2nd place in Derby #66: Versus, with 1021 votes!

They say humans only use ten percent of their brains. But they also say “Hey, let’s strap three hundred whipped cream cans on this motorcycle and jump over the house” so we find it hard to believe they. But we do believe science, and science says we have two brains in one.

Science tells us that one side, known as “Ray Milland”, controls the part of us that makes things like art and religion. The other side, known as “Rosie Grier”, handles math, logic and language. Most people favor one hemisphere over the other, which is probably why physicists have lousy ties and poets are horrible tippers.

Are we two creatures joined as one? Probably not. But having this capacity for detail and “the big picture” means we can do great things. Like designing shirts. Or going to the moon. But mostly designing shirts. Seriously. Do the math. We only went to the moon like seven times.

This shirt was designed by: steveo1019. Depending on your perspective you will either notice that he is steveoequivalentto11 or steveoreminderoftheenddateoftheGoryeo-KhitanWar. The brain is a funny thing.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a right brained type who understands that a good metaphor can carry deep truths that reality does not always supply.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a left brained type who’ll be upset that the right eye is talking to the right side of the brain. Should have done a little more research on the body, stevey-baby.

This shirt tells the world: “EW THERE’S BRAIN ALL OVER YOUR CHEST EW

We call this color: White Matter Regions Contain Fatty Myelin So Order An XXL

Back to top


Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Adorable Sunset
  2. Alcohol is a Solution Remix
  3. Like Magic, But Real Remix
  4. The Force is Strong with this Baby
Left Brain vs Right Brain by steveo1019
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.