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Like Father, Like Son

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
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2nd place in Derby #604: Dadism!

INTERESTING ANIMAL DADS: SEAHORSE EDITION

seahorse dudes get pregnant. it's like an aquatic "junior." the lady seahorse lays a load of eggs inside the male, who then floats around feeling uncomfortably swollen and worrying about the course of his seahorse career while he's on paternity leave from his seahorse job. eventually he gives birth in one of the most vile and nightmarish displays mother nature has ever conjured.

because the male seahorse gives birth, social commentators will often point to these animals as an example of gender equality in the wild, and it is a nice paradigm, but also sometimes the seahorse dad eats some of the babies as they burst from his body, so maybe they're not the best paternal role models. on the plus side, though, they can't talk, so no dad jokes!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Pullover Hoodies

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 38.888s

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  • 0% first woot
  • 84% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 84% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Like Father, Like Son by patrickspens
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