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Listen to your Conscience

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 28 - Mar 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Toothbrush, some Toothpaste, A Flannel For My Face

3rd place in Derby #105: Two, with 981 votes!

As far as we can tell, there are a few things this shirt requires in order to be true. One is that bunnies must have an afterlife, which probably going to be a very crowded place. Two is that bunny afterlife must have an externally mandated code of ethics to which all bunnies are expected to conform. Bunnies who do not conform are punished with tight fitting costumes and a tool they have to carry, while bunnies who do conform are rewarded with wings and a clothing-optional dress code. And three, good bunny afterlife is in a place where you can clearly see about six galaxies, while bad bunny afterlife is in a great big fire.

Furthermore, either shirt designers can see this bunny-specific realm or at least one bunny has returned to communicate to humans that a dualistic bunny afterlife exists. And knowing that, it is quite possible to accept that there are bunny ghosts who travel freely between the planes, some good, some bad. And that’s probably why your cat just freaks the heck out every now and then when it looks like there’s nothing in the house. Because cats are Nature’s philosophers, and this bunny cosmology… man, it can really give you a headache.

Wear this shirt: if it’s duck season. You’ll be safe.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re hoping to distract focus away from your bad side.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll have the angel hare, and a salad.”

We call this color: Oh, You’ve Got Blue Eyes, Oh, You’ve Got Green Eyes, Oh, You’ve Got Asphalt Eyes

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
Grebsie
Last Wooter to Woot:
josienutter

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Listen to your Conscience by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.