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Live Not On Evil

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 22 - Aug 23
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1st place in Derby #131: Palindromes, with 824 votes!

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Rubenstein, as you can see this house is just perfect for a couple like you who’s just starting out. Plenty of space, nicely tucked away from the hustle and bustle of the city, GORGEOUS view of the mountains… Oh, so you’ll take it?! That’s wonderful! I’m so glad to hear that!

There’s, uh, just one small detail I should probably tell you about. Very minor. Nothing to be too concerned about. It’s just that the house is… well, it’s haunted. Well, not so much “haunted” as “built on a mound containing a portal into a sinister mirror world of evil that maaaaaay open from time to time allowing the demons and wraiths of that world access into ours so that they might feast on your very souls”.

ALLEGEDLY. We just feel that, for legal purposes, we should let you know. I mean, it’s not like that kind of thing is something that comes up in a routine inspection, HAHA ha… ha… yeah. Oh, and no one knows what happened to the previous owners. I guess I should mention that, too.

Sooooo, how about we go back to the office and get started on that paperwork? No? Tell you what, how about I knock ten grand off the price and throw in closing costs? Does that change your mind?

Wear this shirt: while attempting to save your daughter from another plane of existence.

Don’t wear this shirt: anywhere near the Necronomicon.

This shirt tell the world: “Yeah, the bleeding walls are a little inconvenient, but what house doesn’t have a little personality?”

We call this color: Shadow Plane Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
yujoben
Last Wooter to Woot:
Churchthirteen

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Live Not On Evil by cmdixon2
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