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Lizard Lift-Off

by alanis

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Houston, this is Daikaiju. We have liftoff.

All systems nominal. Payload intact.

We are go for Operation: Drop A Giant Monster on Mars. We have locked in our Hohman Transfer Orbit and are now approximately 270 days from the Red Planet. Once there, we’ll drop this psychotic, mutated, rampaging lizard onto the planet’s surface and let him run amok.

Uh, Houston this is Daikaiju. The payload seems to be stirring. Requesting permission to administer additional sedatives.

Say again, Houston? Did not copy you there. Sounded like you said there are no sedatives on board, which would be ludicrous.

Houston, we just realized why you guys kept building this up as such a “heroic” mission. We’re not mad up here, actually. It’s pretty much on us for not realizing that strapping a space shuttle to the back of a giant lizard would be a one-way trip.

It’s really getting to be a bumpy ride up here, Houston. Sure wish you would at least acknowledge our transmissions. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been saying, “over.” Over.

Nope.

Alright Houston, this is Daikaiju again. Screw you guys. I’m turning this thing around and plowing this rocket-powered lizard monster right into your ugly faces. YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!

Wear this shirt: As you rise from the irradiated depths of the South Pacific to defeat Mothra.

Don’t wear this shirt: Into space. We can’t even begin to list all the reasons why it’s a bad idea, but the big ones are exposure to solar radiation and extreme cold.

This shirt tells the world: “I have a way to get the public on board for increasing NASA’s budget.”

We call this color: Pale Baby Blue Dot

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lizard Lift-Off by alanis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.