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Lost Forever

by Lagbert

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 26 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 26
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Around and around and around we go! Ne’er we stop; it’s weird, we know

3rd place in Derby #181: Mazes and Labyrinths, with 584 votes!

Aye, many a tender Athenian youth has met a gory end on the point of the Minotaur’s horn in the lonely depths of the Labyrinth! I, Theseus, shall prevent the spilling of more innocent blood by slaying the monster! For I know the secret of the maze! I know the path to escape! It’s up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. Wait, that’s not right.

Crap, what was it? Ah, ‘tis no matter! I shall simply tie one end of this string near the entrance to the maze, and once I have dispatched the beast, I will follow it back the way I came! Here we go…

Gods, but it’s dark in here! Damp, too. And by the stench, I should guess that Daedalus thought it unnecessary to build toilet or shower facilities for the Minotaur. It smells like beef jerky’s been soaking for weeks in rainwater. Here we go, left, right, another sharp left…

But ho, what’s this? Am I back where I tied my line? It certainly seems so. Well, I was running out of string anyway. I’ll just bind both ends together to make a loop, and follow that. Now, where’s that Minotaur?

Gods, but it’s dark in here! Damp, too. And by the stench, I should guess that Daedalus thought it unnecessary to build toilet or shower facilities for the Minotaur. It smells like beef jerky’s been soaking for weeks in rainwater. Here we go, left, right, another sharp left…

But ho, what’s this? Am I back at the knot in my line? It certainly seems so. Well, at least I can find my way back here. Hold fast to this loop, Theseus, it’s your only navigational aid! Now, where’s that Minotaur?

Gods, but it’s dark in here! Damp, too. And by the stench, I should guess that Daedalus thought it unnecessary to build toilet or shower facilities for the Minotaur. It smells like beef jerky’s been soaking for weeks in rainwater. Here we go, left, right, another sharp left…

But ho, what’s this? Am I back at the knot in my line? It certainly seems so. Well, at least I can find my way back here. Hold fast to this loop, Theseus, it’s your only navigational aid! Now, where’s that Minotaur?

Wear this shirt: as a reminder to yourself to constrain the bull.

Don’t wear this shirt: thinking you’ve got emergency thread to unravel in case of unforeseen Labyrinth spelunking. These shirts are, like, sewn-together panels or something. You really want a homemade sweater for good unraveling.

This shirt tells the world: “Möbius, mö problems.”

We call this color: We’re Right Black Where We Started

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 31.000s
First Sucker:
xyon
Last Wooter to Woot:
Joosbawx

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lost Forever by Lagbert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.