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Love Machine

by Stephen Kelleher

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25 - Oct 27
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I Had A Pulley-Shaped Hole In My Heart

Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.

The ideal relationship is like a perpetual motion machine. There’s never been a known sighting of one, and its probably impossible.

But with the right raw materials (trust, communication, tungsten), two same-gauge people can manufacture an efficiently operating coupling mechanism. As long as the gears mesh and the connections are regularly greased, you two can be components of each other’s lives for an indeterminate period.

Then comes the inevitable mechanical failure. It happens to all machines sooner or later.

Wear this shirt: if you love trains in a more profound, more personal way than the typical railroad enthusiast.

Don’t wear this shirt: to curry favor after the machines take over. Us humans don’t take kindly to traitors.

This shirt tells the world: “Come be a cog in my machine.”

We call this color: White Steam.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Love Machine by Stephen Kelleher
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.