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Love Machine

by Stephen Kelleher

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I Had A Pulley-Shaped Hole In My Heart

Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.

The ideal relationship is like a perpetual motion machine. There’s never been a known sighting of one, and its probably impossible.

But with the right raw materials (trust, communication, tungsten), two same-gauge people can manufacture an efficiently operating coupling mechanism. As long as the gears mesh and the connections are regularly greased, you two can be components of each other’s lives for an indeterminate period.

Then comes the inevitable mechanical failure. It happens to all machines sooner or later.

Wear this shirt: if you love trains in a more profound, more personal way than the typical railroad enthusiast.

Don’t wear this shirt: to curry favor after the machines take over. Us humans don’t take kindly to traitors.

This shirt tells the world: “Come be a cog in my machine.”

We call this color: White Steam.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
cooldano
Last Wooter to Woot:
vincebui1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Love Machine by Stephen Kelleher
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.