Oh, I'm not THAT kind of luck dragon.
"Greetings, young one."
"Wow, it's true! A real, live Luck Dragon!"
"True enough. My name is Al-Por, and I am at your service, child."
"Can you fly?"
"No, not really."
"Oh. Well, can you breathe fire or something?"
"Not that I know of."
"So what do you do? Do you just bring good luck?"
"GOOD luck? Heavens no! I'm a bad luck dragon."
"Bad…luck?"
"Certainly! And I'll be your faithful servant, ever stalwart, and by your side forever."
"But you bring me bad luck?"
"Not intentionally. It is an unfortunate side effect of my friendship."
"Oh. That kind of sucks."
"Most people seem to think so. Would you like me to instill some self doubt in your mind that will eventually cause you to stumble at a horribly inopportune time?"
"No."
"It is done! Say, you look like you could use a broken mirror."
"What? No. What would I even do with a broken mirror?"
"Sorry, that's not what I meant. I meant to say 'leg.' You look like you could use a broken leg."
"I hate you, Bad Luck Dragon."
Wear this shirt: To that Asian Culture Festival.
Don't wear this shirt: If you're superstitious.
This shirt tells the world: "Lucky duck."
We call this color: Crandragonberry
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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
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This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
- Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
- Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
- Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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