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Metrognome

by ianleino

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Gee, Gnome

Genius is mostly in perspiration. It’s very working class.

A gamer says they tinker. A scholar says they live in the ground. A gardener says they keep away the crows. But a musician? A musician knows that the gnome keeps a very rare and perfect time that no other mythological creature can match. And it’s important, in music, that a steady rhythm be established and held, even if you’re only going to subvert it later. One, two, one two, one two three four, that’s why people drive fast when the radio’s on. It’s the beat, it gets in you somewhere deep like a pulse in the heart. The gnome knows these secrets, and the gnome always works hard!

Plus, it’s totally fun for a gnome who wants to get involved with music. Something like a Firebird or a Rhinemaiden will always act so serious and boring. But for a gnome, it’s like music is a theme park! Jump on the keys! Slide down the strings! Wheee! Whee! Hard work can be fun! Wheeeeeeeeee!

Then the muses take all the credit for inspiration. Stupid muses. One day they’ll get theirs.

Wear this shirt: on the Washington D.C. subway system.

Don’t wear this shirt: while baking trollhouse cookies. Total culture clash.

This shirt tells the world: “Ha ha ha, hee hee hee.”

We call this color: Tiny Hands And A Heather Gray Beard

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
jimithygamma
Last Wooter to Woot:
Foxglove1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Metrognome by ianleino
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