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Much you have to learn

by Anna-Maria Jung

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Violence Without Paws

Like ninjas, cats are bloodthirsty monsters.

Awwww. Cute cat ninjas! How adorable. There's nothing more precious than an obligate carnivore trained in the art of cold-blooded assassination. Isn't that wight, widdle buddy?

Look at him swish his little tail in that adorable little ninjitsu costume! Did you know that cat tails are designed to distribute their weight mid-pounce, so that slight changes in prey path can be compensated for? And did you know that some feudal Japanese ninjas slaughtered over 200 individuals apiece? How cuddly wuddly!

We may chide a cat when it brings home a dead bird or mouse, but doing so is in their nature. Really. Murder is part and parcel of feline DNA. They are DEATH MACHINES, PEOPLE.

Wear this shirt: to glorify Death's unyielding sickle.

Don't wear this shirt: if it's covered in cat hair or you'll be implicated in all those murders.

This shirt tells the world: "Death is a dish best served cold, in a saucer, with cream."

We call this color: Slate Your Bloodthirst

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.886s
First Sucker:
asnsexy
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Much you have to learn by Anna-Maria Jung
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.