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Mug Shot

by recycledwax

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Perc Walk

No! Please! I won’t last a day in the joint!

I’m not tough enough for prison. I’m made of porcelain, for God’s sake. They’ll buy and sell me for a pack of cigarettes and then I’ll have to do whatever my new owner says. I wasn’t made to be filled with pruno! It’s unnatural!

Even worse, what if somebody shatters me to fashion the broken shards of my body into some kind of shiv? And then uses me in a breakout attempt? Not only will I be severely injured, I could be implicated in the murder of a prison guard.

If I get sent up, I’m going to have to kill someone to show everybody that I’m not some punk they can push around. I just need to look for the guy with the elevated heart rate and gastroinstestinal problems, and hope he drinks enough coffee out of me to push him over the edge.

Wear this shirt: when you get a mug shot taken. Next stop, the Smoking Gun!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on trial for smuggling coffee. The judge will take it as a taunt.

This shirt tells the world: “Stay alert when you’re in the dishwasher.”

We call this color: Folger’s Prison Blues.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
louiemctool
Last Wooter to Woot:
boundingwolf

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Mug Shot by recycledwax
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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