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My Eyes Are Up Here

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 30 - Jan 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 29
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Snailed it

Where are you looking, weirdo?

Oh, sorry there, Snail. I know it probably looks like I'm ogling you but I'm not. I simply was looking past you, at a detail over your shoulder. No, don't turn and look. It's gone, but it was certainly there. 

Don't worry about what it was. Just know that it was there and that I wasn't staring at your perfectly round firm shell, spiraling further and further down like some sort of infinite staircase that I could get lost on forever. And I sure wouldn't have been looking at your soft neck, extending out of your shell towards me as if your face is reaching out to meet mine. And of course, I wouldn't be looking at the long, glistening trail you left behind, the only bit of you that will remain when you go from here.

So, yeah. I was just looking at… something else.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 16.552s
First Sucker:
theco2
Last Wooter to Woot:
katmandu56

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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My Eyes Are Up Here by ApeLad
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.