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Naturestache

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Hills Have Eyes. And Personalities.

3rd place in Derby #247: Open Spaces, with 537 votes!

Ahh, so you wanted to take a hike to celebrate Earth Day, huh? Well, you’ve come to the right place. You see, I’m not your typical hike leader. No, I have a far more personal relationship with nature than most outdoor enthusiasts.

But anyway, let me tell you about some of the paths we can take. The first, is the beginner. It’s not too steep, no real tough climbing, generally pretty dry. That one’s up Chris. Chris is that mountain over there. He’s a good mountain, but really shy. Doesn’t share much, which is too bad, really, he’s a heck of a mandolin player.

If you’re looking to exert yourself a little bit more but not too much, we’ve got the moderately difficult route. A little steeper than Chris, but not so bad. A nice little workout, really. That’s with Kathy, the mountain over there. She’s really quite a nice gal. Never afraid to speak her mind but also a great listener, and very supportive. Only weird thing is she speaks with a slight French accent when she’s drunk.

Now, if you’re a serious hiker, we've also got the very difficult path. That one’s steep, lotsa obstacles, some real tough climbing spots, right up to the top of Gerald over there. Gerald’s a great mountain, he really is. Means well, honestly. He’s got a great sense of humor, but sometimes doesn’t understand that his jokes can hurt other people. Little trivia here: Gerald was the inspiration for French Stewart’s character “Harry” from the show, Third Rock From The Sun.

Are you okay, sir? You look like you’ve seen a crazy person.

Wear this shirt: if you’re likin’ what we’re sell(eck)in’!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you think Shirt.Woot is just a bunch of con artists, and you, for one, will not support such connery

This shirt tells the world: “Nature is a real ad-ventura.”

We call this color: You can’t grow grass, without some waters.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Naturestache by walmazan
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