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Need for Speed

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 13 - Aug 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 12
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It’s Not Rocket Sci- Oh, Wait

3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes!

Some people say that turtles just aren’t meant to go fast. That moving slow is an essential part of what it means to be a turtle. When we use speed-enhancing equipment, they say, we deny our essential turtlehood. Forcing our unique turtle-selves into someone else’s paradigm is a recipe for cultural genocide and only helps those who wish to obliterate our distinctive turtle identities, the argument goes.

You know what I say to that?

VRRRRROOOOOOOOM!

Wear this shirt: several sizes too small, to aerodynamically streamline your body.

Don’t wear this shirt: at speeds above 17,500 mph. The friction will burn it up. And you.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if that rabbit takes a nap or not.”

We call this color: 3… 2… 1… Black-Off.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.000s
First Sucker:
diddly64
Last Wooter to Woot:
Dean110

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Need for Speed by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.