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by Jessica Gonacha

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Dropping Rocks On Cattails

When left unchecked, the wild cattail will become murderous.

In the larval stage, the cattail seems innocent. Dusky, swaying, friend to frogs, even the most experienced cattailologist can forget the danger.

But in the adult form, that of the plastic lawn flamingo, the once-delicate cattail becomes an infestation. Ironic? Bad taste? One can never be completely sure. And in that moment of confusion, the cattail strikes.

Thankfully, nature provides the predator for every prey.

Wear this shirt: to show your support for the Spirograph.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you hated the opening of The Partridge Family”.

This shirt tells the world: “Horticulture is just applied geology.”

We call this color: Asphalt Is In The Parking Lot At E3 in L.A., Which Is Where We Are Right Now! Wear A Woot Tee When You Visit And You Might Get A Surprise.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
mobe2288
Last Wooter to Woot:
alpacagirl

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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