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Nerd Life, Baby

by Dann Matthews

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Remember when calling attention to your nerdiness was a BAD thing?

Do kids not get swirlies any more?

Congratulations, nerds. The geek have inherited the earth, and now skinny, pale guys with thick black-framed glasses are all the rage. Which is great and all, but we really would’ve appreciated this kind of freedom back in our day.

See, whippersnappers, when WE were your age you got beat up for being a nerd. It was a horrid epithet spat from the mouths of jocks, hot girls, and parents. You couldn’t just saunter around declaring your nerd-hood. You’d get punched, wedgied, purple nurpled, or something even worse.

And now you kids just walk around like it’s no big deal. You’re HAPPY to be nerds.

We’re glad you enjoy the freedom we never had, but take a minute to remember your elders, who fought the good fight and endured. We’re like the Rosa Parks of snark.

Wear this shirt: Pretty much anywhere, now. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU!

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re not a nerd. Obviously.

This shirt tells the world: I’m heard! I’m a nerd! Get used to it!

We call this color: Ctrl+Shft+Asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
Schlauberger
Last Wooter to Woot:
TwigKid13

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Nerd Life, Baby by Dann Matthews
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