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New Year Optimism

by oneshoeoff

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 26 - Jun 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 25
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1st place in Derby #506: Resolutions with 151 votes!

YOUR 2016 HOROSCOPE: BIRTHDAYS 12/22 - 4/19

capricorn (december 22 - january 19): start building bridges in early 2016. reach out to those you have spurned. remember why you spurned them. set fire to the bridges. bring exact change for the vending machine.

aquarius (january 20 - february 18): ramp up your ambition and learn to say “yes!” in 2016, unless the question you’re asked is, “want to get in a cage with this agitated shark?”

pisces (february 19 - march 20): love is in the air this year! unfortunately, so is necrotic, festering resentment. watch out for pluto in the third house. we don’t know what that means, but it could be a real problem. you’ll sneeze 4 times in february.

aries (march 21 - april 19): boy, this may just be your year. or it could be someone else’s year. you can expect some ups, some downs, and some indigestion. in september, you’ll probably get hungry. watch out for run-ins with capricorns and baby bears.

TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR MORE BS!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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